The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

I’m not a witch. I’m not a witch. What a strange person. Camelot! And the hat. She’s a witch!

Well, what do you want? Look, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Be quiet!

Bring her forward!

You don’t vote for kings. Well, how’d you become king, then? You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!

1. Well, how’d you become king, then?
2. Well, she turned me into a newt.
3. He hasn’t got shit all over him.