It’s only a model.

Be quiet! He hasn’t got it all over him. How do you know she is a witch? You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Why do you think that she is a witch?

Burn her anyway! Why? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Burn her! Well, I got better.

It’s only a model.

Well, I got better. You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!

1. The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
2. Where’d you get the coconuts?
3. Bring her forward!

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan–

Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now. It’s such a long way from here.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

I’m trying not to, kid. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– I’m trying not to, kid.

1. Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
2. Red Five standing by.
3. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide.

A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can’t possibly… I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan–

Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now. It’s such a long way from here.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

I’m trying not to, kid. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– I’m trying not to, kid.

1. Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
2. Red Five standing by.
3. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide.

Red Five standing by.

A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. What!? I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them.

Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.

I’m surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

I find your lack of faith disturbing. Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now. It’s such a long way from here.

1. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going.
2. I’m trying not to, kid.
3. What?!

The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

I’m not a witch. I’m not a witch. What a strange person. Camelot! And the hat. She’s a witch!

Well, what do you want? Look, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Be quiet!

Bring her forward!

You don’t vote for kings. Well, how’d you become king, then? You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!

1. Well, how’d you become king, then?
2. Well, she turned me into a newt.
3. He hasn’t got shit all over him.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I call it luck. Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them.

Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going. I’m trying not to, kid. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? You mean it controls your actions?

I call it luck.

Partially, but it also obeys your commands. What?! I find your lack of faith disturbing. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

1. I’m trying not to, kid.
2. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.
3. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it?

Well, we did do the nose.

What do you mean? And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. We shall say ‘Ni’ again to you, if you do not appease us. I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

How do you know she is a witch? Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.